Thursday, April 7, 2011

Narrative battle report. Orkz vs Dark Angels - Da Orkz perspective!

       Da Boss sez he wantz dese two shiny fings but dat dem green an’ bone humies ave got one of ‘em.  So he told Bogbutt’s boyz to go stand around on one of ‘em and he told Nobgoblers boyz to go get de uva one.  Bogbutt sed ‘ai whyz Nobgoblerz mangey runtz getz ta do some krumpin and we gotz ta stand about doin’ nuffink?’

Da Boss didn’t say nuffink.  Da Boss don’t need to say nuffink.  ‘E just klobbered  Bogbutt and told him to shut ‘is stinking pie hole an do wot ‘e sez coz he’s da biggest an’ da meanest Ork dere iz!'  I luvz politikz!